I currently attend college.
I swear a lot, heads up.
I'm a "post whatever I feel like" blog.
But the things I post most often include:
Teen Wolf, Hannibal, Supernatural, Slash, NSFW, Glee, you get the point.
Talk to me and I will never turn you astray.
No really, I will not turn you down if you want to talk to me.
There really isn't away to shut me up, people have tried. But that's a good thing. Something is up if I don't ramble.
Anyway, enjoy my blog!
before i go to bed. you want to know what’s nerve wracking?
not knowing the originality score on your essay.
i don’t even really want to go to college i just want to move to chicago or new york and work in some bookstore or a coffee shop and go to bars and drink and have sex with attractive strangers and buy all my clothes from thrift shops and take pictures and people watch and have a nice little apartment with brick walls and wood floors and a record player
I have reached the point i don’t even fucking recognize the words on my screen anymore. second guessing if i’m the one that actually wrote that.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
if a small child talks to you and your instinct is to crouch down so you can be at their eye level, I like you about 60% more automatically
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
Presumably this isn’t as region-specific as a list of phone numbers so yeah anyone could need this!