The New Era of Oz

elvesarebad: “this might hurt,” lydia and scott say in unison as they push peter into an active...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:25 -0500

“this might hurt,” lydia and scott say in unison as they push peter into an active volcano

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:08:08 -0500

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:06:53 -0500

“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”

- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via twinkmob)

myrddinmata-druidofthefandoms: elizabethdarcy: quirreldemort: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:05:44 -0500

myrddinmata-druidofthefandoms:

elizabethdarcy:

quirreldemort:

imsorryfriendsimsorrylovers:

wizardwarrior:

noirbrisesbones-:

It’s a secret code guys. Act casual.
obsessedobsesser:i-aint-bovvered:chatterboxrose:homemadedarkmark:

No. Fucking. Way.

IT’S A TRAP.

shh just come

MY MIND IS BLOWN

TOM RIDDLE IS A PEACEKEEPER FOR DISTRICT 7!?

Thats the crazy ass axe and saw wielding district too.

RIDDLE.

YOU GUYS, IT HAS THE NUMBER 7, TOO TFHGSZTDFHGV

LASJDLKJASLKDJASL

The potter fandom is slowly losing it.

nyotas: #jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:04:38 -0500

nyotas:

#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best

hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:02:57 -0500

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.

blueberricakee: yourdarlinglittlesammy: #you see that girl...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:44 -0500

blueberricakee:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy

DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now

Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:41:47 -0500

f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:

norulesnobras:

Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.

It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.

that is so painfully accurrate

begitalarcos: Peter brings Wade with him to Stark tower after a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:12:17 -0500

begitalarcos:

Peter brings Wade with him to Stark tower after a day of crime fighting to discover Tony and Steve watching home movies in the living room… embarrassment ensues and Wade doesn’t help things.

ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:04:18 -0500

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:03:34 -0500

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

soloproject: michellicopter: I couldn’t decide where I wanted...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:00 -0500

thor no. thor NO.

ofc coulson knows about bruce. granted tony, that is not very sneaky.

slytherin house is full of frenemies

clint is that a hot pocket. gross.

soloproject:

michellicopter:

I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.

Too adorable, could not not re-blog

toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:54:54 -0500

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

Audio

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:50:32 -0500

professorpusscake: Chekov

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:49:54 -0500

professorpusscake:

Chekov

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:25:24 -0500

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lucyzephyr: saucefactory: OH, COULSON. ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:20:04 -0500

lucyzephyr:

saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.

will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom

the-captain-27: glasslightss: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:17:00 -0500

the-captain-27:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

in that order

because-donuts: the-quagmire-poet: everyone needs this on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:44 -0500

because-donuts:

the-quagmire-poet:

everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.

#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy

joyfulldreams: inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:29 -0500

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER